the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Yes, Kelly Bastow, we unfortunately know that feel.
the difference between “I’m sorry if I hurt you” and “I’m sorry that I hurt you” is one of the most significant parts of a sincere apology.
The cockatoos do this at my folks’. They destroy my mother’s potplants and wander inside if there’s a door open. But they’re so entertaining.
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
THEY HAVE THE SWEETEST VOICES EVER ;~;
*SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH*
THEY ARE BIG SWEETIES
omg reminds me of animal crossing speech
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States
The only time 0.02% accuracy is good enough - Imgur
When a stoppable force meets a movable object.